7 Quotes Which Tell You Your Friend Is Falling In Love But Make You Want To Vomit

1. Friend, text – ‘We never see each other anymore! Can we get coffee/brunch/dinner sometime? x’

2. 10pm, at a bar/club/party:

You – ‘I’m totally wasted and having the time of my life! How amazing is this place?’

Friend, sober – ‘Um ok crazy. It’s fine. Me and [significant other] are heading home though’

3. Friend – ‘Omg then they introduced me to [insert: band/television show/book/movie you’ve been trying to convince your friend to like for years], how good are they?

4. Friend – ‘At the picnic we had…’

5. Friend, describing [significant other] – ‘We can just sit in silence for hours and it’s the most comfortable thing ever? You know?

You – *silence*

6. On Facebook:

‘Friend was tagged with [significant other] at a culturally superior experience to whatever you’re doing’

‘Friend took a photo with Instagram which will show you just how in love with [significant other] they are’

7. Friend – ‘I think I finally understand what Destiny’s Child were talking about in ‘Cater 2 U’’



About Liam Carswell & Jamila Fontana

We are two twenty something, pop culture loving, politics loving, left leaning, female rap adoring, fashion obsessive friends from Hobart, Tasmania, Almost Melbourne. On politics, world affairs, relationships, society and all things unspoken and awkward. Liam likes vinyl, Topman and coke. Jamila likes Eve, middle aged folk singers and Che Guevara (still!).
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