10 Things Arts Degrees Were Made To Eliminate

1. Marxism

2. Charitable donations

3. Burgundy pants

4. The tolerance of non-university friends

5. Respect for your elders

6. Faith in student government

7. ‘Unfuck the world’ badges

8. People who believe in anything other than neoliberal government, free markets and that smoking is OK as long as you quit before age 25

9. The desire to make friends with lawyers or doctors

10. Internal instincts to not have sex with fuckwits

Jamila

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About Liam Carswell & Jamila Fontana

We are two twenty something, pop culture loving, politics loving, left leaning, female rap adoring, fashion obsessive friends from Hobart, Tasmania, Almost Melbourne. On politics, world affairs, relationships, society and all things unspoken and awkward. Liam likes vinyl, Topman and coke. Jamila likes Eve, middle aged folk singers and Che Guevara (still!).
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One Response to 10 Things Arts Degrees Were Made To Eliminate

  1. Can we also eliminate democracy? I hope so!

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