1. Everyone appears to be slightly dazed
Dazed in that ‘I’ve just had four shots of tequila so I can stomach having to have a conversation with that one person who doesn’t have a trust fund to inherit’ kind of way.
2. Everyone is white
Seriously though, everyone is white.
3. So much gingham
I’ll give you my Ralph Lauren open-collared gingham shirt when you pry it FROM MY COLD DEAD CONSERVATIVE HANDS.
4. Bronwyn Bishop
Nothing says, ‘we’re out of touch, boring and irrelevant‘ quite like having Bronwyn Bishop as your guest speaker.
I guess it’s not really a surprise that young Liberals should have such affinity for a white, lifeless, inanimate and incredibly rare mineral.
6. Anything actually political looks slightly awkward
“So like, I don’t like boat people and freedom rocks or w/e, but are you saying I actually have to stand next to this picture of Christopher Pyne and tell these smelly hobos that they should vote for him? Wait, do poor people actually get a vote?”
7. So many scarves
This does make practical sense. It takes a lot to warm the cold, unfeeling hearts of conservatives.