6 Unflattering Photos of Beyonce Respond to Quotes from Australia’s New Cabinet

Barnaby Joyce on climate change:

‘The two great mysteries in 1000 year’s time will be, “Is Stefano DiMera from Days of Our Lives really dead?” and, “Who in the Australian Labor party honestly thought they could change the climate from a room in Canberra?”‘

Beyonce: ‘I’m sorry what?’

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Barnaby Joyce on the consequence of marriage equality for his daughters:

‘We know that the best protection for those girls is that they get themselves into a secure relationship with a loving husband, and I want that to happen for them.

“I don’t want any legislator to take that right away from me.”‘

Beyonce: ‘MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPPP’

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Eric Abetz on marriage equality:

‘Whilst at university those on the extreme Left of politics always denounced marriage as a vile institution – a tool to oppress women – you know the jargon.

Now this same group all of a sudden believe marriage is so wonderful it should be available to all. – You know what  – I don’t trust them.’ 

Beyonce:  ‘HAHAHAHA AND MY HAIR DOESN’T TRUST YOU’

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Tony Abbott on Immigration:

‘These people aren’t so much seeking asylum, they’re seeking permanent residency. If they were happy with temporary protection visas, then they might be able to argue better that they were asylum seekers.’

Beyonce: ‘TWO HANDS UP IF YOU THINK THEY PROBABLY ARE ASYLUM SEEKERS? AMIRITE LADIES?!?’

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Scott Morrison questioning the Government on their decision to fly relatives to funerals of the Christmas Island tragedy victims in February last year, including a nine-year-old boy whose parents were killed:

‘Any other Australian who would have wanted to go to the funeral of someone close to them, they would have paid for themselves to get on a plane and go there’

Beyonce: ‘Did he? WHAT?!?’

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Joe Hockey:

Tony Abbott, Prime Minister of Australia’

Beyonce: ‘OH HELL NO’

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Liam

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About Liam Carswell & Jamila Fontana

We are two twenty something, pop culture loving, politics loving, left leaning, female rap adoring, fashion obsessive friends from Hobart, Tasmania, Almost Melbourne. On politics, world affairs, relationships, society and all things unspoken and awkward. Liam likes vinyl, Topman and coke. Jamila likes Eve, middle aged folk singers and Che Guevara (still!).
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7 Responses to 6 Unflattering Photos of Beyonce Respond to Quotes from Australia’s New Cabinet

  1. AnnaCKeenan says:

    LOVE

  2. Lauren says:

    This is brilliantly brilliant.

  3. Some quality political banter! Great article!

  4. alicemod says:

    That’s fantastic.

  5. @KateEdwards says:

    I just read (and enjoyed reading) about politics. Well done. 🙂

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