This morning on radio Tony Abbott said that he is ‘not someone who wants to see radical change based on the fashion of the moment’ when talking about marriage equality. In light of the future Prime Minister’s quote, we thought it would be important to put his comments into perspective. Here we present seven fashions trends more radical than marriage equality.
1. Shoes Made From a Dead Animal
Think two men wanting to get married is crazy? TRY SHOES MADE FROM A DEAD ANIMAL.
2. The Face-Kini
Whilst two consenting adults wanting to commit to a life of happiness might seem BIZARRE, wearing a mask over your face for sun protection is probably going a bit too far.
3. A Bacon Bra
You thought two women walking down the aisle was too much to deal with? Try wearing a bacon bra and not getting hungry.
4. Teddy Bear Pants
You know what they say, ‘first you let the gays get married, THEN YOU GET MEN EVERYWHERE WEARING TEDDY BEARS ON THEIR PANTS’. These pants are probably a little more radical than marriage equality though.
5. Picnic Table Pants
Whilst these pants are clearly practical, they’re also a little more crazy than marriage equality.
6. A Shoe That Is Also a Boat
ALL ABOARD THE SS MARRIAGE EQUALITY: NEXT STOP THE END OF THE WORLD. I mean, that’s how outrageous marriage equality is right, Tony?
7. Diet Coke Hair Rollers
As a prominent supporter of marriage equality, I’m sure Lady Gaga would agree that using diet coke cans as hair rollers is probably a little more crazy than marriage equality.
Marriage equality isn’t a fashion trend Tony Abbott, and it’s not that radical.