Category Archives: Life

How To Be A Fraudulent Twentysomething in 2013

Stop listening to Triple J. Like actually please stop, you’re only encouraging them. Instead only listen to songs that have been made Best New Music by Pitchfork. In fact, don’t even listen to all of them. Just listen to albums … Continue reading

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The 17 Worst Things About Christmas

Anthony Callea pretending to still be relevant singing Christmas carols. Delta Goodrem unfortunately being actually still relevant singing Christmas carols. Karl Stefanovic hosting said Christmas carols. Antlers on cars. People complaining about antlers on cars. People complaining about people complaining … Continue reading

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4 Reasons Why I Haven’t Written This Essay

1. There are no limits to the amount of stalking I can do on the Internet If you have a Facebook, a Twitter or a Tumblr, I will find you. This can be both a blessing and a curse (and … Continue reading

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